i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i’ve never lived in the midwest but i’m considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it
püdding
internet said add milk
whip cream
עפל
the dogs have woken up to stare blearily at me. they’re not even begging for food they’re just judging
thank you for your support 🫡
you know there’s actually something really satisfying about the meaty “thwap” sound of apple bits slapping against the apparently taut surface of some kind of unholy pudding/milk/whipt cream hybrid
oh kevin perjurer we’re in it now
critics are raving!
my ex was a goth influencer and once upon a time we went to salem massachusetts (of the salem witch trials) and she got recognized by multiple people off the street and like. in hindsight that’s kind of charming? like yeah i guess this is the place where people would know goth microcelebrities. where else in the world. this isn’t related to the snickers btw
@feraladoration tbh as soon as i saw the poll for which midwestern food was most disgusting i really thought snickers salad sounded kind of passable so i immediately shuffled off to target, zombie-like, in order to buy pudding and apples
this was like a couple weeks ago and ever since i’ve just been waiting to be activated like some kind of foreign food concoction sleeper agent
my cat thinks i’m making her breakfast and is now trying to climb my legs to get to the snickers salad
i’m not really sure what the snickers to apple ratio is supposed to be here i’m just following my heart
snickers salad sweep!!!!!!!!!!!!
update: whole bag
the unknowable cries of the human soul
for maximum comedic effect i just want you all to know that i haven’t tried this at all while i work on it. i want it to be a surprise
update: poured myself a bowl, got distracted by making this post and put it down somewhere adn now i don’t know where. dangerous game to play with multiple large dogs in the house
